Jim Giraffe

Jim Giraffe Scott Spectrum is being haunted by a ghost giraffe named Jim Scott thinks he s a man how has everything a high speed internet connection alien shaped slippers and a beautiful wife called Continence

  • Title: Jim Giraffe
  • Author: Daren King
  • ISBN: 9780385661348
  • Page: 109
  • Format: Paperback
  • Scott Spectrum is being haunted by a ghost giraffe named Jim Scott thinks he s a man how has everything a high speed internet connection, alien shaped slippers, and a beautiful wife called Continence But Scott hasn t touched her in years and she s been left furiously polishing the sideboard, dreaming of black stallions According to Jim, Scott s days are numbered, andScott Spectrum is being haunted by a ghost giraffe named Jim Scott thinks he s a man how has everything a high speed internet connection, alien shaped slippers, and a beautiful wife called Continence But Scott hasn t touched her in years and she s been left furiously polishing the sideboard, dreaming of black stallions According to Jim, Scott s days are numbered, and to save himself from certain death from sexual repression he must quickly perform every act in the lovermaker s lexicon Jim Giraffe knows a lot about sex, luckily He also loves pizza and beer and has breath that smells of tree tops The prudish Scott is at first shocked by this profane, perverted ghost giraffe, but he accepts his help Little does Scott realize that Jim has his own agenda and that his suburban idyll is about to be well and truly buggered up.Following on from the cult classic Boxy an Star, Daren King has written another extraordinary novel highly original and linguistically ingenious, na ve and knowing, utterly charming, filthy, and very, very funny.

    Life Form Taxidermy Giraffe Taxidermy Hunting Giraffe Thorough preparation is the key factor to ensuring a high quality final product All hides are tanned and oiled using the world s very best available chemicals and processes to ensure permanence and longevity. Funny Giraffe Jokes Boys Life magazine Giraffe fever is sweeping the Internet No need to wait, you can laugh right now at these great jokes sent in to us by Boys Life readers Jim s blog Jim Zuckerman Photography Complete DOF even with a telephoto April , Wild pumas April , Andean condor in flight April , Sauropoda Sauropoda s r p d or s r p o d , or the sauropods s r p d z sauro pod, lizard footed , are a clade of saurischian lizard hipped dinosaurs.They had very long necks, long tails, small heads relative to the rest of their body , and four thick, pillar like legs They are notable for the enormous sizes attained by some species Laser Accounting Consulting Services Jim Lintner Jim is a person of high integrity He always shows professionalism when dealing with coworkers Even important he is a great mentor His work and life experience allow him to mentor those who seek professional guidance. Jim Hanks Career Jim Hanks first lead role was as Jeeter Buford in the film Buford s Beach Bunnies.His brother Tom Hanks was considered a strong candidate for the role, citation needed but was unavailable Wishing to earn the role based on his own abilities, Jim auditioned as Jim Matthews just his first and a modification of his middle name. Zoo Knoxville s Patches, oldest U.S giraffe, under Feb , The oldest giraffe in the United States, Zoo Knoxville s year old giraffe Patches, is under palliative care at the park as the zoo prepares to say goodbye. About Biblical Resources, LLC Dr James Fleming Teacher Lecturer Dr James Fleming, lecturer, is the director of Biblical Resources, LLC located in LaGrange, GA He obtained his Ed.D degree JimJam Ruff Ruff, Tweet And Dave Ruff Ruff is a puppy, Tweet is a fluffy yellow bird and Dave is a quirky, inventive blue panda Join them and their friend Hatty the Hamster on their adventures to It s a girl There s a brand new baby giraffe at the Omaha There s a new baby at the Henry Doorly Zoo Aquarium and she s a bit on the small side That s relative, of course, when the newborn is a giraffe Early on the morning of April , a female

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    132 thoughts on “Jim Giraffe”

    1. You won't like this book if:1) You don't like ghost giraffes2) You don't like ghost giraffes acting as sex therapists3) You don't like ghost giraffes with big boners 4) You don't like ghost giraffes perfoming cunnilingus5) You don't like ghost giraffes impreganating your wifeI you happen to be partial to ghost giraffes, and you also happen to be a pervert, this will be your cup of tea. Three stars.


    2. You enter this novel believing it may be a re-working of Dickens’s Scrooge. Sexually repressed Scott Spectrum is visited by the ghost of a giraffe called Jim, a horny foul-mouthed apparition determined to point out Scott’s short-comings in the bedroom by showing his past and future via the means of video. While puerile banter and derision forms the surface level of the relationship between Jim and Scott, as the novel progresses both characters appear as insecure as the other. And it’s thes [...]



    3. Another odd-ball book about a giraffe. What is it about giraffes that they are fodder for weird stories? Is it their comically long neck? Their orangey-brown crackle pattern? Those weird stubby horn things on the top of their head?The subject matter is just plain weird. In a nutshell an arrogant, foul-mouthed ghost giraffe called Jim gives sex advice to Scott, a geeky television writer and in the process ruins his life. Hmm.The wordplay in here is repetitive, for example:"I follow Nurse Matron d [...]


    4. I think this wins the reward for the weirdest book I've ever read. You think it's about getting Scott to become less of a prude but no it's all about Jim. The ending was weird. Weird, weird, weird. Very quirky to use another word. lol




    5. I was looking forward to reading this, having remembered enjoying Boxy an Star, but was aware from the start that there were things that would make it quite different and not to everyone's taste. The blurb does not hide that it is a story preoccupied with sex, the explicit language could not be as unrelenting as that in many playgrounds or pubs, and, given that the title character is a ghost giraffe, the surreal was only to be expected. I reckoned could cope with all of those and that it might e [...]


    6. Like most of my reading material, I picked this up at a second-hand book sale. I find it difficult to say what I think about this unusual little book. The story is bizarre and surreal, as if taking place in a dream. For wit and originality I am giving it 3 stars, although I can imagine that many readers would not appreciate the offbeat humour or the occasional vulgarity.


    7. Jim (the ghost) Giraffe haunts/becomes sexual therapist for 29-year-old Scott Spectrum, who has never fucked his wife. If stories of alcoholic ghost giraffes with massive, dripping boners don't phase you, you might find this book to be incredibly funny.


    8. Loved it loved it loved it. The most bizarre book I have read for some time, but I didn't think of work once. That's got to be good.




    9. some people find this funny, but i found it unfunny and a waste of (valuable)reading time. Apparently his first novel's better but can I be bothered?




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